[CobraDan]

Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where
the annual flower show was in progress.

One leaned over to the other and said, "Cripes! Life is boring. We never
have any fun these days. Tell you what...for $5.00 I'd take my clothes off
and streak through the flower show!"

"You're on!" said the other old fellow, pulling out his wallet and
extracting a $5.00 bill.

As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes
and was completely naked. He got up and streaked across the street and
through the front door of the town hall. Suddenly, there was a roar of loud
applause and cheering. The second old guy was mesmerized.

Then, the streaker burst out through the front doors of the town hall and
ran back across the street to his aging buddy, being surrounded by a
cheering crowd the whole way.

"Wow, what happened?" asked his friend, in total bewilderment.

"It was great! You should have been there!" he said, while trying to catch
his breath, "I won first prize for Dried Arrangement!"