[DAVID GAGNARD]

An elderly gentleman was fishing one day when he heard something from the bayou say "Pick me up and kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful blonde and give you the best sex you ever had". He looked over the side of his boat and it was a small frog talking to him saying this...He quickly picked up the frog and unzipped his front pocket on his overalls and put the frog in and zipped it up...After a few minutes the frog repeated his statement about turning into a blonde and giving him the best sex he ever had,to that the old guy replies," At my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

David