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A woman took her young son to the doctor. He was always tired and caught a lot of colds.
The doctor asked about his diet.
All he eats is snooker balls said mum.
The doctor was amazed. Snooker balls? he asked.
That's right, she said, for breakfast, he'll have three reds
and a brown. For lunch he'll have four reds, a pink, a yellow, and a blue.
And for dinner he'll have the black and five or six reds.
Well there is your trouble, said the doctor. Not enough greens.
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