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Dr. Seuss in the Golden Years
> > > > I cannot see
> > > > I cannot pee
> > > > I cannot chew
> > > > I cannot screw
> > > > Oh, my God, what can I do?
> > > > My memory shrinks
> > > > My hearing stinks
> > > > No sense of smell
> > > > I look like hell
> > > > My mood is bad - can you tell?
> > > > My body's drooping
> > > > Have trouble pooping
> > > > The Golden Years have come at last
> > > > The Golden Years can kiss my ass!
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