A young artist exhibits his work for the first time and a well known art critic is in attendance.
The critic says to the young artist, "Would you like my opinion on your work?"
"Yes," Says the artist.
"It's worthless," Says the critic
The artist replies, "I know, but tell me anyway."
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A Cardiologist died and had an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stool behind his casket during the service.
Following the Eulogy the heart opened the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart closed sealing the cardiologist inside forever.
At that point on of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes were staring at him he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking about my own funeral, I am a gynecologist!"
The proctologist fainted.