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The teacher asked her students to give examples of using the word
beautiful twice in the same sentence. Mary held up her hand.

"My mother made a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

"That's very good," the teacher said, "anyone else?"

Lois volunteered with "I picked some beautiful flowers and made a beautiful bouquet."

"Very good," the teacher said. "Anyone else?"

Johnny held up his hand. The teacher hesitated, but then decided to let him speak.

Johnny said:"When my sister said she was pregnant, my father said, 'beautiful, just f***ing beautiful'".
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