[bliss]

Funny how women say we need to talk, when they really mean you need to listen.
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If I’ve learned anything in life...

it’s that not enough people are at a loss for words.
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Want his attention? Send nudes.

Want to piss him off? When he responds, reply "Oops, wrong person"
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Dear couples who fight in public...

Stop trying to whisper, and would it kill you to include some backstory.
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Some people have a way with words,

others not have way.
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What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
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