The hill behind us is called
Look Out Mountain because you have to "Look Out for them there Snakes, Coyotes, Piggy’s, Jackaroos, and Werewolves. Keep your shotgun handy out in Buckeye.
Worth mentioning again: Traffic is a nightmare in Phoenix (Little LA). Going Coming west out of Phoenix after 4 is god awful. Going or coming from the east side is just as bad. If I had to go to Chandler or Mesa after 2pm I wouldn't go. After 6.30pm it calms down but what a pain in the ass. Then they build a tram down the Central Ave Path. Are you kidding me? They should have built it down center of 51 from 101 Area and ASU and Airport.
HMO suck
! If you have white trash living in your neighborhood and their house needs painting, landscape care etc; there is nothing better then sending them a letter and CCing all the neighbors to bring attention to the issue. Sometimes help is needed if they have fallen on hard times. (Of course there never is a Sound Level Rule or
Oil 
Dripping band visible on drive way on/for Cobras.
You can't even burn your fireplaces except for 2-3 days in a century. How did we all make to 60 without all these rules.
No loud noises, no smoke stacks, no
oil, no yard watering, no walking after 7pm at night, no loud colors, no *****ing housewives, no loud dogs...WTF!
Of course you should buy in Buckeye so you can smell Palo Verde and be the first ones to go when they get us...... depending on which way the wind is blowing.
What ever happened to open air living like the Midwest where you could sit outside and watch the open yards between homes and sneak a peek at your neighbors wife