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Old 05-04-2002, 05:36 PM
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Talking PROBABLY NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT
THREE RELIGIOUS LEADERS WERE OUT ON A BOAT FISHING AS THE DAY PROGRESSED THE TOPIC OF CONVERSATION TURNED TO THE QUESTION OF "EXACTLY" WHEN LIFE BEGINS.

FATHER O'REILLEY SAYS - "WELL LADS, WE CATHOLICS BELIEVE THAT LIFE BEGINS AT THE MOMENT OF CONCEPTION".

REVEREND DAVIS SAYS - "WELL, FATHER, WE PROTESTANTS DON'T CUT IT QUITE THAT CLOSE - - WE BELIEVE THAT LIFE BEGINS AT THE MOMENT OF BIRTH".

RABBI GOLDSTEIN RESPONDS BY STATING - "FELLAS, LEMME TELL YOU - LIFE BEGINS WHEN THE LAST KID LEAVES HOME AND THE DAMN DOG DIES".

Y'ALL HAVE A REALLY GREAT DAY,

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