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Ole is a farmer in Minnesota. He needs a new milk cow, and hears about one for sale over in Nordakota. (That would be North Dakota for you non-Scandahoovians out dere).

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow. He reaches under to see if she gives milk. When he grabs the teet and pulls, the cow farts. Ole is surprised.

He looks at the farmer selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again. He grabs another teet, pulls, and the cow farts again. Milk does come out however, so after some discussion, Ole buys the cow and takes her home.

He gets back to Minnesota, and calls over his neighbor Jimmy Mooney, and says, "Jimmy, come look at dis ere new cow I yust bought. Pull her teet, and see vat happens."

So Jimmy reaches under, pulls the teet, and the cow farts.

Jimmy looks at Ole and sez, "You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, din't yah?"

Ole is surprised since he hadn't told Jimmy about his trip and he replies, "Yah, dat’s right. But how'd yah know?"

Jimmy says, "My wife's from Nordakota."
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