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While waiting in a slow moving line at Starbucks, I decided to conduct some "profiling".

My conclusion was that people who take their coffee black are more likely to exhibit psychopathic traits, while people who order a quad-shot, non-fat, decaf soy mocca java latte grande with light foam and caramel drizzle are more likely to be their victims.
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I was in the “Texas Rose” tavern last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a big, butt-ugly heifer came up behind me and slapped me on the butt.

She said, “Hey sexy, I dig old guys — how about giving me your number.”

I looked at her and said, ”Have you got a pen?”

She said, “I sure do”.

I said, “Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re missing.”

My dental surgery is on Monday
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