[CobraDan]

The other day, my friends and I went to this Male Strip Joint.
One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill.
The dancer came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 bill and put it on his butt.
Not to be outdone, my other friend pulls out a $50 bill.
She calls the guy back over, licks the $50 bill, and puts it on his other butt cheek.
Now the attention is focused on me.
What could I do to top that?
I got out my wallet, thought for a minute, then the banker in me took over.
I took out my ATM card, swiped it down his crack, grabbed the 60 bucks and went home.