[little greg]

I bet you didn't know that the Pope was a hot rod guy. When they delivered his souped up POPE MOBILE the pope directed his chauffer to bring the car around for a test drive. The pope kept trying to get the chauffer to REALLY test out this new hot rod but to no avail. Finally the pope said "Pull this thing over, I'll show you how to test out a hot rod!!" Racing through the streets of Rome a cop pulled him over and gave him a ticket. When the cop went back to the precinct he began bragging about giving a ticket to "Mr. Big". When they asked him who it was, he looked a little confused then said "Well I don't really know--but the Pope was his chauffer!!!!"