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Originally Posted by Bernica
What would be next? Carroll impersonators like the Elvis ones in Vegas?
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They'd have chicken feathers flying out of their coverall pockets, and they'd say things that would scare little children. You know, like tapping them on the shoulder and screaming "Ferrari's ass is mine!", or "Ferrari is getting $200 for a shirt? Hell, I'd be able to get two and a quarter easy!" Some of the rides/attractions would include
Litigation Lane, where you are shaken upside down until all the loose change in your pockets is completely emptied.