A four year old came home from Sunday School one day, His Dad asked him what he'd learned that day.
The boy was quiet for a moment and then said, "Dad, have any of the men in our family had their penises criticized?"
The Mom cracked up and told the son, "Yes, my dear Actually the word is circumcised... but either way, the answer is Yes!
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Child: "Am I descended from a monkey?
Mother: "I don't know. I never met your father's family."
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What is the ideal weight for a Mother in law?
About 2.3lbs, including the urn.
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