Doctor: "Have you ever been bedridden?"
Old lady: "Yes, hundreds of times....................and I've been had over a kitchen table a few times too."
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I know I'm getting old.
Nowadays, when I squeeze into a tight parking space, I'm sexually satisfied for the day.
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I'm at that age where I want two women in bed. That way, when I fall asleep, they'll have someone to talk to.
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Everything's finally starting to click for me...
my knees, my elbows, my neck, my ankles.............
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