[CobraDan]

Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little
baby was born with no ears.

When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little
Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.

Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack
to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little
Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby
was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not
say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we
get back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.

At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the
baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little
baby!"

The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly
surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny."

He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet.
Why...just look at his pretty little eyes... Did his doctor say he can see
good?"

A bit bewildered, the Mother hesitantly replies, "Why, yes...his doctor said
he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause that little f*cker can't
wear glasses!!!!