[Rog246]

You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and
> blows it all to hell!
>
>> An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and
> ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
>

She turned to the pilot and asked,
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> "Are you a real pilot?"
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>
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> He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a
> Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more
> than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds,so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
>
>
> She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the
> morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think
> about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
>
> The two sat sipping in silence.
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> A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?"
>
> He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'