[bonyhadi]

OFFICIAL MALE SENSITIVITY TEST
>>
>> 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred
>> to as:
>> A. Lovemaking.
>> B. Screwing.
>> C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.
>>
>> 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only
>> after you've both shared:
>> A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
>> B. Your blood-test results.
>> C. Five tequila slammers.
>>
>> 3. You time your orgasm so that:
>> A. Your partner climaxes first.
>> B. You both climax simultaneously.
>> C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.
>>
>> 4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
>> A. Healthy, creative love-play.
>> B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.
>> C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever
>> find out about.
>>
>> 5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had
>> sex with is:
>> A. The best part of the experience.
>> B. The second best part of the experience.
>> C. $100 extra.
>>
>> 6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the
>> last month. You tell her that it is:
>> A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
>> B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
>> C. A conservative estimate.
>>
>> 7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
>> A. A myth.
>> B. An oxymoron.
>> C. A moron.
>>
>> 8. Foreplay is to sex as:
>> A. An appetizer is to entree.
>> B. Primer is to paint.
>> C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
>>
>> 9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself
>> saying at the end of a relationship?
>> A. "I hope we can still be friends."
>> B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."
>> C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."
>>
>> 10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
>> A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with
>> that sort of intimacy.
>> B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
>> C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first
>> place.
>>
>> Evaluating Results:
>> If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to
>> make sure you really ARE a man.
>>
>> If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy.
>> You're a little confused.
>>
>> If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!"