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Wedding whoops

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom.
It was their time to stand up and speak, or to forever hold their peace.
This moment of utter silence was broken by a beautiful young woman carrying a baby.
She stood up and started walking slowly toward the pastor standing at the altar.
Everything quickly turned to chaos.
The bride slapped the groom.
The groom's mother fainted.
The grooms-men started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, “Please tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?”
The woman replied, “We can’t hear you in the back of the church!”