[CobraDan]

Little Johnny walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver.
The little kid starts yelling, 'If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.' The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continued with,
'If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.'
The kid went on with several animals until the bus driver got angry and yelled at the kid,
'What if your dad was a fag**t and your mom a prostitute?!'
Johnny smiled and said, 'I would be a bus driver!'