I think Women should come with a Carfax report listing previous owners,
mileage, needed maintenance & expenses...
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The Ford Escort was named after Henry Ford's love for high-priced hookers. Ironically, you'll have to pay for sex if you drive one.
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At 14 I asked my dad about a tattoo. He said ok as long as I got it someplace that doesn't matter. So I got it in Detroit.
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