I just spent last weekend in a motel in Orlando for a wedding. My house is setup with my bedroom the master suit on the other side of the house, you and Renee could raid the icebox in the middle of the night and I would never know it. My buddy stayed with us for over 6 months when his house was being built in the Cape. Of course he has to come and help me with my Cobra on demand.
If she insists I will get you some phone numbers to call.
Dan