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Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why horror flick killers target teenagers.
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My wife wears a French maid's outfit specifically to get OUT of doing housework.
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Lots of creepy clowns terrorizing people across multiple states. On the bright side, they can all be picked up in one police car.
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After the eighty-seven-year-old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"
"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said.
She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud: "Bob, do we still have intercourse?
And there was a hush you could hear a pin drop. Bob answered impatiently,
"If I told you once, Irma, I told you a hundred times....What we have is Blue Cross!"
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My wife just left me after saying I think about football more than her. I was devastated. I've been with her for the past 25 seasons.
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