[CobraDan]

Saddam Hussein and George Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process.

When George sits down he notices 3 buttons on the side of Saddam's chair as they begin talking.

After about 5 minutes Saddam presses the first button and a boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face.

Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs.

A few minutes later the second button is pressed and this time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin.

Again Saddam laughs; and again Bush carries on talking not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the 2 countries.

But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates; he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well.

"I'm going back home!" he tells Saddam, "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!"

Two weeks pass and Saddam flies to the United States for the talks. As the 2 men sit down, Hussein notices 3 buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for revenge.

They begin talking and George presses the first button.

Saddam jumps up but nothing happens... Bush snickers...

A few seconds later Bush presses the second button.

Again Saddam jumps up; but again nothing happens... Bush roars with laughter...

When the third button is pressed Saddam jumps up again; and again nothing happens to him... Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics...

"Forget this" says Saddam, "I'm going home to Baghdad!"

Bush then says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad???"