[bliss]

If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong.
Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.
Is the man right or wrong?
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Life before the computer...

* Memory was something that you lost with age

* An application was for employment

* A program was a TV show

*A cursor used profanity

* A keyboard was a piano

* A web was a spider's home

* A virus was the flu

* A CD was a bank account

* A hard drive was a long trip on the road

* A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

* And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy
.....you just hoped nobody found out
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Flat screens are nice and all, but they'll never compare to the television/record player/ liquor cabinet combo extravaganza we had as kids.
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Sitting around at Christmas with my great grandma and she starts laughing.

I ask her, "What's so funny?"

She replies, "Everyone here is alive because I got laid."
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I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.