[bliss]

On a rainy afternoon, a group of protesters gathered outside a grocery store handing out pamphlets on the evils of America.

A young (20-ish) female protester offered a pamphlet to a frail and elderly woman, which she politely declined.

The young protester gently put her hand on the old woman's shoulder and in a patronizing voice she said, "Don't you care about the children of Syria?"

The old woman looked up at her and said: "Honey, my father died in France during World War II, I lost my husband in Korea, and a son in Vietnam. All three died so a naive, ignorant, self-centered bimbo like you could have the right to stand here and badmouth our country—and if you touch me again, I'll shove this umbrella up your butt and open it."

Kinda brings a tear to your eye, don't it?