A license is what you get when the government steals your rights and then sells them back to you.
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I was at the bar the other night and overheard three very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Scottish, so I approached and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Scotland?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales, Wales you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry.
Are you three whales from Scotland?"
And that's the last thing I remember…
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A woman from rural Georgia and a Lady from London were seated side by side on an airplane.
The woman from Georgia, being friendly and all, said: "So, where y'all from?"
The Lady from London said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."
The woman from Georgia sat quietly for a few moments and then replied: "So, where y'all from, b!tch?"