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A friend of mine has two tickets for the 2017 Super Bowl, both box seats. He paid $1,700 each and didn't realize last yr when he bought them that this was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at St Peter's Church, in Spring Branch at 3pm. Her name is Sally, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook. She will be the one in the white dress.
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A young man walked into a dentist's office and said, " Can you help me? I think I'm a moth."

The dentist said, "You don't need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist."

"Yes, I know," the man said.

The dentist asked, "So then why did you come in here?"

The man replied, "The light was on."
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While at the gym today I wound up on a treadmill next to a well-built young woman known to be an unapproachable iceberg. Being many years her senior I didn't think she'd consider a benign conversation as an attempted pickup, so I casually asked her what New Year's resolutions she'd made.
She snapped her head toward me and said, "*uck you!"
I'm pretty excited about 2017.
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