After observing Earth two aliens are having a conversation.
The first alien says, "The dominant life forms on the earth planet have developed satellite-based nuclear weapons."
The second alien, asks, "Are they an emerging intelligence?"
The first alien says, "I don't think so, they have their weapons aimed at themselves."
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Quickest way to get over someone?
4 wheel drive.
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Every day I try to learn from the mistakes...
of people who took my advice.
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