After a long day on the golf course, I stopped in at Hooter's to see some friends and have some hot wings and a cold beer.
After being there for a while, one of my friends asked me which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told them "The one who knows how to fix elevators: I'm old, I'm tired, and I pee a lot.”
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Top 5 Most Dangerous U.S. Cities
#5. Chicago. 1,000 violent homicides in 2016
#4. New York City. 800 shooting deaths in 2016
#3. Los Angeles. 700 murders in 2016
#2. Portland, Maine Heroin addiction up 47% in last ten years
#1 Most Dangerous City in America:
Las Vegas. Free booze and 24-hour wedding chapels
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