If a man sleeps with a lot of women, he gets called a stud. If a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she gets called a lot.
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Eye.Watch.Cape.Horn.
Repeat these words faster and faster.
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The teacher asks the class if 3 birds are sitting on a wire, and a hunter shoots one, how many are left?
Little Johnny blurts out "None!, they'll all fly away when they hear the shot!"
The teacher pauses, and says, "Well, that's not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think Little Johnny".
Little Johnny replies, "My hand is in my pocket, and I feel something round and hard with a head on it". What is it?
The teacher turns red and says, "Johnny, we don't talk about those things in school".
Little Johnny pulls out his hand and says, "It's just a Quarter!" but I like the way you think!
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Surround yourself with people who have issues.
People with issues always have alcohol.
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