THIS IS NOT A JOKE. THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME TWO DAYS AGO.
Car Owner: "I need a safety inspection. Do I need to make an appointment or can I just drive the car in?"
Safety Inspection Station: "You can just drive it in. What kind of car is this?"
Car Owner: "It's a 1966 Shelby AC Cobra replica."
Safety Inspection Station: "How many sets of keys do you have for the car?"
Car Owner: "Sets of keys?"
Safety Inspection Station: "Yeah, I have three mechanics on site and each one will have to test drive the car before I can issue you a safety inspection sticker."