Sven came home to his apartment one night, all Upset. "Dat yanitor, vot a bragger. He says he's made love to every voman in dis building except one."
"Hmmph," said his wife. "Must be that snooty Mrs.Johnson on the second floor."
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If drinks could talk;
Coffee – You can do this!
Wine—You don’t have to do this!
Tequila – Holy sh!t! Did you really just do that ?!!!
