Studies have shown that men think about sex every sixty seconds. That's why I eat hotdogs in 59 seconds or less.......................so it doesn't get weird.
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If adult diapers are called Depends, then baby diapers should be called Definitely.
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The pen may be mightier than the sword, but the smart money is still on the sword.
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Can’t find your children?
Try turning off the wifi.
They appear suddenly.