[bonyhadi]

The Bug:

A man and a woman were driving down the road and
arguing about his deplorable infidelity when
suddenly the woman reaches over and
slices the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses
it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his
9-year-old daughter.The little girl is just
chatting away at her father when all of a sudden
the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield,
sticks for a moment, then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy,
what the heck was that?" Not wanting to expose
his little girl to anything sexual at such a
young age, the father replies, "It was only
a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her
face, and after a few minutes she says... "Sure
had a big dick, didn't it?"