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I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife…
But I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.
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My girlfriend is a porn star.
She is going to be so pissed off when she finds out.
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Last night, the wife and I had words.
I never got to use mine.
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A man and his wife are traveling in the Middle East. An Arab approaches the husband, saying, "I'll give you 100 camels for your woman." After a long silence, the husband says, "She's not for sale." The indignant wife says, "What took you so long to answer?" The husband replied, "I was trying to figure out how to get 100 camels back home.
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