I wish computer companies would design a keyboard with a removable crumb tray, kinda like my toaster.
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Solid. Liquid. Gas.
I hit the trifecta on the toilet this morning.
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When my wife gets a little upset, something like a simple "calm down" in a soothing voice is all it takes to get her even more upset.
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The last woman who broke my heart was hard to get over.......................until I shifted into 4-wheel drive.
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Truthful TV ad:
I lied about making $5,000 a month in my spare time, and so can you.
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