[CobraDan]

A blonde heard that milk baths make you beautiful. So she left a note for
her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought
she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so he knocked on the door to clarify the
point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said: "I found your note to
leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub with milk
and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits."