I've been going out with this girl for a couple of weeks now and I really like her and want to take the relationship to the next level.
I have one problem though.
On our first date she told me she was sick, but I can't remember if she said she had TB or VD.
What should I do?
Lovelorn, Portland, OR
Dear Lovelorn:
If she coughs a-lot, screw her.
