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Why does a chicken coop only has 2 doors?????

----Because if it had 4 doors it would be called a chicken sedan-----
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The NFL draft has consequences......

The Buffalo Bills barely lost a game in 1970 by missing on a bad pass for touchdown. The loss allowed them to get the 1st pick in the draft, where they took O.J. Simpson. While living in Buffalo, Simpson met his wife Nicole, and some years later killed her. He then hired Robert Kardashian to be one of his lawyers. They won the case, making the Kardashian name somewhat famous. Then Kardashian's daughter Kim dropped the sex tape and became really famous. So basically the 1970 Buffalo Bills are the reason we have to deal with the Kardashians today, because if they would've won that game, they wouldn't have had the pick which they took OJ, so he would have never met Nicole, and thus never had a chance to kill her, preventing the entire Kardashian family from ever being even a sliver of a subject in modern culture.

Damn you Buffalo Bills. Damn you.
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Best sign of the day.....

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