CobraDan--
Ok--here's one...
A blonde drives her older Porsche to the garage--it stumbles and dies as the mechanic comes out. "Can you fix it?" she asks.
The mechanic says he'll take a look, lifts the hood and spends a few moments. "Start her up," he tells her. It starts instantly and purrs like a kitten.
"What was the problem?" blondie asks.
"No big problem, just crap in the carburator," says the mechanic.
"How many times a week do I have to do that?" asks the blond.
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