[bliss]

Beliefs....

I can't believe how old people my age are.

My superpower is holding onto junk for years and throwing it away a week before I need it.

Sometimes I look at my wife and think "Damn you are one lucky woman"

When you are dead, you don't know you are dead.
It is difficult only for the others.
It is the same when you are stupid.
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An old man was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get - Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?"
The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's.
Better to spill half an ounce of Crown Royal whiskey, than to forget where you keep the bottle!!"
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