[CobraDan]

The owner of a golf course in a small town in central Louisiana was confused
about paying an invoice.

Realizing that he had a highly educated blonde secretary on the payroll, he
decided to ask his blonde secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office on Bolton Ave. and said, "You graduated from
LSU. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take
off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."