[bliss]

There are many paths on the journey through life.

I think I might have chosen the psychopath.
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There is a state statute (Title 13 Article 368-368.5) which makes it a high crime to have sex with insane or mentally defective individuals.

Considering some of the women I've dated... That makes me a Felon.
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"Doc, you gotta help me. I'm under a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people."
Doctor: "Tell me about your problem."
Patient: "I just did, you frickin jackass!"
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My new girlfriend really takes my breath away!

She's inflatable.
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The local bondage club was robbed last night, we were all left bound and gagged.

We loved it.
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“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist, as the Police Officer handed him a receipt for his traffic violation.

“Keep it,” the Officer advised, “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”
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“Will you love me when I’m old and ugly?”

“Darling, of course I do.”
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I had lunch with a chess champion the other day.

It took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
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25% of men in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's scary...

It means 75% are running around with no medication at all!
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