[bliss]

I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection.
The husband called out to his wife in the other room for the computer password.
“Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back.

We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work. So we called the wife in.
As she input the password, she muttered, “I really don’t know what’s so difficult about typing Start123.”
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A groom waits at the altar with a huge smile on his face.
His best man asks, "Why do you look so excited?"
The groom replies, "I just had the best bj I have ever had in my entire life,
and I am marrying the wonderful woman who gave it to me."

The bride waits at the other end of the aisle with a huge smile on her face.
Her maid of honor asks, "Why do you look so excited?"
The bride replies, "I just gave the last bj of my entire life."
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I saw two guys walking together in the mall wearing matching clothing, so I asked if they were gay.

They arrested me.
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