Might be time to get in shape.
Halfway up the stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and making another attempt in the morning.
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As a bartender, I hate it when people drinking want to talk politics...
"So what do you think about the middle east?"
Well, I think you're drinking at 1:00 in the afternoon and I'm making minimum wage.
Maybe we're not the guys who are going to solve this thing!
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Remember how when you were little you could just rip off your diaper and run around naked and everyone thought it was funny?
Anyway, I need bail money.
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