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Old 05-22-2018, 12:07 PM
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An elderly couple finally learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was no-nonsense.

One afternoon the wife went to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message.

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.

The husband texted back to her:

I'm on the toilet. Please advise
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