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"Logic"

Two Texas farmers, Joe and Jim Bob are sitting at their favorite bar
drinking beer.

Joe turns to Jim Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life
without an education.

Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Texas A&M and sign up for some classes."

Jim Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Joe goes down and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him
up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Joe says. "What's that?"

The dean says, "I'll give you an example.

Do you own a weed eater?"

"Yeah."

"Then logically speaking because you own a weed eater I think that you would
have a yard."

"That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says "Because you have a yard, I think logically
that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house."

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a
family."

"Yes, I have a family."

"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a
wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a
heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing you were able to find out all of that
because I have a weed eater."

Excited to take the class now, Joe shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go
meet Jim Bob at the bar.

He tells Jim Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English,
History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Jim Bob says, "What's that?"

Joe says, "Well, I'll give ya an example.

Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then you're a queer."