[CobraDan]

Judge: "You say you're petitioning for a legal name change?"
Leon: "Yes, your honor."
Judge: (looking at petition) "I can see why, your nane is Mr... Leon Sh!tferbrains, is it?"
Leon: "Yes, your honor."
Judge: "And what do you want to change your name to, Mr. Sh!tferbrains?"
Leon: " Melvin, your honor."